PRIDE one and lonely
Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
File under:
#:D
enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

(Source: monodoh)

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

File under:
#aot #omg plz oh my god
Artist: (アニメ「進撃の巨人」OP)

Track: "紅蓮の弓矢"

Plays: 764,329 plays
Artist: Panic At The Disco

Track: "She Had The World (Alternate Version)"

Plays: 12,183 plays

Track:

Plays: 785,044 plays

@thisistherealryanross chilling ❄️ (x)

@thisistherealryanross chilling ❄️ (x)

(Source: ryanisgospel)

ryanrossisthenewcancer:

Ryan Ross + Tambourine + Beautiful Fingers = Life

knightofcoitus:
File under:
#harry potter

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

alihasagnarlybeard:

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

comedy central is getting better and better at finding people for this kind of stuff

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

brendanwtf:

i tried being heterosexual once and i learned my lesson so here i am